by Javier Palenque
Dory (Ellen DeGeneres) is a wide-eyed, blue tang fish who suffers from memory loss every 10 seconds or so. The one thing she can remember is that she somehow became separated from her parents as a child. She has a very low attention span and she is a major problem for the brilliant USTA. In the last decade, the average American’s attention span dropped from 12 to 8 seconds according to a 2015…